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"Who wants pancakes? I brought the cast iron skillet!" Alex: "I’m gluten-sensitive today."

You consider capsizing the boat on purpose. You do not, because your mom is watching from the shore, waving a flag like she is directing a parade. Here is the secret that no one tells you. Around hour 40, something shifts. It happens when the sun sets behind the mountain and the fire actually works for once. The annoying friend stops being a caricature and starts being a human. -ENG- Camp With Mom and My Annoying Friend Who ...

"It’s kind of cool, right? That we’re just... tiny dots on a tiny dot." You: "Did you just have a thought?" Alex: "Rare, I know." "Who wants pancakes

For 45 minutes, you paddle while Alex sits in the front, facing backward, taking selfies with the caption "Living my best adventure life." Here is the secret that no one tells you

You eat a granola bar in the woods, alone, pretending to look for firewood just to get away from the conversation about Alex’s "chakra alignment." To salvage the trip, your mom rents a kayak. A tandem kayak. You have to share with Alex.