The operator replied, "Sir, if you disconnect, you lose your place in the queue."
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They finally pulled over behind a billboard for a casino. As Jen squatted, a pickup truck full of teenagers drove by and honked. Her husband, ever the romantic, rolled down the window and yelled, "SHE'S A GEOLOGIST! SHE'S CHECKING THE SOIL!" The operator replied, "Sir, if you disconnect, you
The teenagers gave a slow clap. Jen has never looked at sedimentary rock the same way again. David was stuck in a two-hour traffic jam outside Philadelphia. His four-year-old daughter, Lily, announced, "Daddy, I have to tinkle." (Okay, we will
Let’s be honest with each other for a second. We have all been there. You know the moment: the sudden, primitive signal from your bladder that shifts from a gentle “heads up” to a full-blown, red-alert, “ABORT MISSION” siren. It is the great equalizer of the human condition.