Hipster Kickball «REAL»
That would just be trying too hard. Are you ready to join the movement? Search for "adult kickball leagues near me" and look for the one that lists "post-game bar" before "referees." That’s your tribe.
It is for the person who wants to sweat, but not too much. It is for the person who wants to compete, but not to cry. It is for the person who wants to look cool, by dressing as uncool as possible. hipster kickball
Leagues in major metros report waiting lists hundreds of players long. The secret to its longevity is that "hipster" has stopped being a stereotype and started being a demographic. If you work remotely, have a vintage bike, and know what a "low-intervention wine" is, you are going to end up on a kickball field eventually. That would just be trying too hard
